If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I supernannyed him into submission
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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