I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
