I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My bed is full of blood and feathers
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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