It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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