That's intense
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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