i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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