I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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