I don't think brook has ever known best
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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