My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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