I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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