Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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