Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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