doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I AM VODKA MAN
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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