the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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