it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
