At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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