my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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