On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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