i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
