You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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