Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How does one acquire holy water?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize