She is in my trunk
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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