I'm really into asian looking animals
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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