Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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