He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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