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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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