The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
His nipple licking is glorious
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