pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Your penis caused this!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
