So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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