If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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