eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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