you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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