I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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