he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Randomize
