I CAN MOONWALK!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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