maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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