Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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