Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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