i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
