My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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