i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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