And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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