Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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