I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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