Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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