no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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