Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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