It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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