you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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