new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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