After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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