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(862): View more from New Jersey

Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.

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(334): View more from Alabama

i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face

(1-334): View more from Alabama

so you're single again?

(334): View more from Alabama

yea but it was worth it

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..

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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.

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