I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
