it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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