Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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