i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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