Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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