I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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