His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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