I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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